NED’S FINEST ESTABLISHMENT
NapMotel
Check in.
Check out of reality.
A pillow. A robe.
Absolutely nowhere to be.
YOUR HOSTNed NapEMPLOYEE OF THE NAP
THE ACCOMMODATION
Room for one more nap.
Three keys. Equally sleepy service.
PICK YOUR KEY
All rooms include
a complete lack of urgency.
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DO NOT
DISTURBespecially Ned.
DISTURBespecially Ned.
COME BACK LATER
YOUR VERY TEMPORARY ESCAPE
THE POWER NAP.
A bed, a key, and absolutely no urgency.
THE GOING RATEONE YAWNStrictly imaginary. Like Ned’s work ethic.
YOU’RE IN GOOD, SLIGHTLY SLEEPY HANDS
Stay a little.
Do a lot less.
The only plan is a nap.
Ned’s been working on it all afternoon.
NAP MOTELGUEST REGISTRATION
NO. 0001- GUEST
- Ned Nap
- OCCUPATION
- Horizontally employed
- PURPOSE OF VISIT
- Absolutely nothing
- CHECKOUT
- Let’s not rush things
SLEEP
APPROVED
NO ACTUAL BOOKING. JUST AN EXTREMELY SLEEPY MANAGER.APPROVED
GUEST SIGNATURENed.
